Former movie action-man Conan the Barbarian ...uh... Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger provides us with this Quote of the Day.

Introduced as an inspiration to students, the Austrian immigrant, a graduate from one of California's community colleges, offered sage advice on attaining success in America.

"Come to America, go to community college and marry a Kennedy," Arnold grinned.

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