Men, would a teeny tickle of upper-lip fuzz deter you from kissing RENEE ZELLWEGER?

Is dancing cheek-to-cheek suddenly NOT heaven if you feel a slight brush of bristle?

Can a kiss on the lips be too continental if a gal's sprouting a cute li'l peach-fuzz girlie 'stache or beard?

Note to Renee: Red-blooded American males roar "NO!" - yet you freaked when paparazzi tried snapping pics of your drugstore shopping basket filled with female facial hair removal products.

Things got hairy when you spotted thefoe-togs firing through glass doors near the checkout at that BevHills CVS store, so you appealed to a manager, who gallantly scanned your stuff under the counter.

Renee foiled the paparazzi, but not My Spy, who eyeballed the star's stash of hair-zappers.

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