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THIS VAMPIRE BITES!
Jury’s still out on whether star-crossed “Twilight” twits ROB PATTINSON and KRISTEN STEWART are really back together again, or – as I scooped weeks ago – in a reswoonion ordered by slavemasters (aka movie moguls) to promote their flick...but this tidbit tattled by a pal of both doesn’t bode well for romance:
Rob just told Kristen he’s signed for a flick with hot Brit actress CAREY MULLIGAN, knowing it would trigger a jealous streak generated by Rob’s constant raves about Carey back when she was dating one of his pals.
Tweaking his maybe-love’s green monster, Rob drawled: “Can you believe I’ll be playing Carey Mulligan’s lover?”
Noting Kristen’s jealous glare, Vampire Boy twisted the knife and purred: “Why are you pouting?
"You’re not jealous of Carey, are you?
"Don’t be ridiculous...she’s a married woman! I would never!”
(As in: “I would never screw around with a married person – like you did with director/loverboy RUPERT SANDERS.)