PIERS MORGAN: MAMMARY HELL ON EARTH

Published on: August 10, 2011
Photography by: WireImage
PIERS MORGAN: MAMMARY HELL ON EARTH
Chat host PIERS MORGAN biggest nightmare – awakening on a plane WITH SHARON OSBOURNE’s naked breast in his face!
 
Morgan admitted he dreads private plane trips with his “America’s Got Talent”cohosts on the prowl for new talent because THEY are the absolutely worst people to be stuck on a plane with, he admitted.
 
"Although it sounds very glamorous, it's actually hell... Howie Mandel doesn't sleep and just cracks jokes for six hours and then you have Nick Cannon who just tells you boring stories about Mariah Carey.
 
"There was a trip from Atlanta to L.A... and I'd fallen asleep finally, and I woke up to a commotion and I saw Howie, I think it was..., with a video camera... and I looked up and Sharon Osbourne’s naked breast was in my face,” Morgan said.
 
"I actually thought I was having some hallucinogenic nightmare and then I sort of blinked and I realized it really was Sharon standing there with her naked breasts in front of my face... They're very expensive... they are indisputably impressive, but, at three in the morning, after a long day's filming, it's not what you want.
 
"In the background, there's a cackling Howie Mandel and I've got Nick Cannon going, 'I can't wait to tell Mariah about THIS.'
 
“I'm like, 'This IS hell on earth!'"