Pamela Anderson Pens Wacko Ode To Julian Assange

Pamela Anderson published another rambling poem Monday declaring her '‘special relationship" with exiled Wikileaks founder Julian Assange and calling on the U.S., the U.K. and France try “a threesome!”

Posted on the pin-up’s website, “I Like How You Resist Me” speaks directly to U.S. President Donald Trump and U.K. Prime Minister Theresa May, challenging the leaders and readers with metaphors linking geopolitics and sexual politics.

“It is dysfunctional and unequal, this relationship to date,” writes Pamela of the special U.S.-U.K. relationship, in what may prove to be National Poetry Month’s most widely read new work. “I wish to help them to improve it, and make it work. And, bring sexy back!”

While demanding greater transparency between the two international partners, Pamela remains vague on the nature of her involvement with Julian, who has been holed up in the Ecuadorian Embassy in London for five years while avoiding extradition to Sweden, where he faces charges in a rape case.

“Openness and honesty” are crucial to any relationship, Assange's beguiled and frequent visitor notes, likening the U.S. to a “dysfunctional lover” who “spied on” the Brits, “reading emails and listening to calls.”  

Turning back to her suspected lover, the prominent animal rights activist badgers Trump and May to “stop shouting and punishing people who offer them help,” adding, “Julian is trying to help!”

The thrice-married and frequent Playboy model Pamela — whose second ex-husband, Kid Rock, recently posed for photos at the White House with President Trump — “can't help but think romantically,” she writes. “That is where my compass lays. In love and compassion.”

In a closing flourish that recalls John Lennon and Yoko Ono’s give-peace-a-chance phase, Pamela warns, “We must not forget how to make love…. But, war. No more war! And no walls! (around countries or embassies). I will stay relentlessly engaged,” she writes. “Like it or not!”