Barack & Michelle — Their Secret Divorce Plans

Divorce lawyers for Barack Obama and Michelle Obama are feverishly hammering out a deal so the presidential pair can end their 24-year union as soon as they leave the White House! In a bombshell exclusive, White House sources told The National ENQUIRER that eight years of gripes, bitterness and petty jealousies finally exploded in a post-election smackdown!

“It’s over!” said The ENQUIRER's well-placed spy. “Michelle told Barack she wanted out, but he was as angry as she was, and blamed Michelle for not doing enough to help Hillary Clinton get elected. Everything from the past eight years came out! Michelle accused Barack of having a ‘roving eye,’ and confronted him with the rumor that he’s been keeping a ‘love nest’ at a nearby Washington hotel!”

“Then," the source reported, “he fired back with his own accusations and suspicions! Finally, Barack stormed out, screaming, ‘You can have your damn divorce! I don’t know what I was thinking when I married you! Goodbye!’ Michelle screamed back, ‘I wish I’d never met you – and I’m keeping the girls!’”

An insider claimed that Barack and Michelle have now each hired nationally known “white shoe” law firms to fight over child support, custody and their $25 million fortune! “Barack was hardly ever around as he flitted around the country and the world, leaving Michelle to handle all the duties of raising their two daughters and running the White House,” the insider said.

The source also reported that politics took a personal toll for the presidential couple: “Ultimately, she just got fed up, especially as his second term dragged on — and when his presidency ended in ignominious defeat at the hands of the Republicans and Donald Trump, Michelle just exploded.”

The very next day, tensions between the two exploded during a fiery row in their private quarters, said the source. Michelle blamed her husband for the bad-girl antics of their 18-year- old daughter, Malia — after The ENQUIRER caught her smoking marijuana at a rock festival in Chicago.

The very next day, tensions between the two exploded during a fiery row in their private quarters, said the source. Michelle blamed her husband for the bad-girl antics of their 18-year- old daughter, Malia — after The ENQUIRER caught her smoking marijuana at a rock festival in Chicago.

“Barack’s made no secret of his past drug use, including pot and cocaine,” a source claimed. “Michelle blames him entirely for Malia toking up.” After leaving the White House, sources said that Michelle plans to live with Malia and younger daughter Sasha in a $4.3 million Washington, D.C., compound, and plot what she hopes will be a future career in politics.

Barack will flee to his newly purchased bachelor pad in a ritzy California golf course community, where he’ll write his presidential memoirs, according to insiders. “At this point, they just want to stay as far away from each other as possible,” the source dished. “They’ll never recover from that post-Election Night fight when the gloves finally came off!”