UNDER THE KNIFE!
It’s not just the ladies who love plastic surgery to save face as they get older. Many of our aging male stars have resorted to going under the knife and
have the scary scars to show it.
The National ENQUIRER consults with top plastic surgeons – who have not treated these misshapen faces – to pinpoint the endless procedures that will likely lead to closed caskets!
MICKEY ROURKE
“The Wrestler” star, 69, looks like he took a beating on the operating table. “He’s likely had a facelift and eye surgery, but they were hardly enhancements,” said Dr. Kassir. “His face is mask-like and swollen. His earlobes are out of whack.”
KENNY ROGERS
The Gambler, 76, bet on eye lifts and lost. “I’m not happy about it,” he’s said. Dr. James Marotta agreed: that Kenny crapped out with his new snake eyes, noting: “Too much fat was removed from his lids and left him with a strange, feminized look.”
SYLVESTER STALLONE
Now 68, Sly’s face is a mess, said Dr. Marotta. “The eyelid lift is overdone and his nose doesn’t look better, it looks fatter!” Say, Sly, you look like you lost a fight with Mickey Rourke!
BURT REYNOLDS
Now 78, the former box office stud of the ’70s and ’80s tried to turn back the clock, and broke it instead. “He’s obviously had facelifts, but skin gets looser with age and his is as tight as drum,” said Dr. David Shafer.
CLAY AIKEN
The 36-year-old “American Idol” runner-up’s bid to upgrade his look hit a sour note. “He looks like he’s way overdone it on the Botox and filler,” suggested Shafer. “Not very subtle.” Sorry, Clay, you’re not making it through to the next round!
BARRY MANILOW
The 71-year-old singer’s skin looks like it’s been molded with putty. “He seems to have had multiple facelifts and fat transferred to his now dramatically pronounced cheeks,” said Dr. Ramtin Kassir.
WAYNE NEWTON
While the Vegas lounge lizard, 72, has never copped to surgery, his face looks as flexible as Formica. “He’s likely had facelift[s], eyelid surgery, Botox, fillers and skin resurfacing,” claimed Dr. Shafer. Maybe next year his kitchen will get a facelift!
JERMAINE JACKSON
Jermaine, 60, carved out a string of hits to his increasingly unrecognizable face. “His brows are higher, his nose is narrower and his features are different from his family’s,” Dr. Shafer surmised.