Is it just me, or did jail make PARIS HILTON weirder? My Spy asked Ditzy Debutante about her stinkeroo flick – "The Hottie & the Nottie" – and kicked off the conversational ball with: "There’s a comedy sequence in your movie about a stalker guy, so…have you ever had experiences with stalkers in real life?"
Paris tossed off this verbatim reply: "Yeah, I’ve had some major stalkers. I was kind of thinking of one special person when we were doing the movie. He, like, showed up at my house and slept outside for two weeks. He stole our cat…and then pretended to give it back. He just did the weirdest things!"
(Folks, no e-mails, please: We don’t know what "pretend" to give a cat back means, so, like, uh…whatEVER!)
