“BO’S GOTTA GO!...NO, MAMMA, NO!”

Tough talk from First Mommy MICHELLE OBAMA, who warned First Daughters SASHA and MALIA – after First Pup BO chewed up THREE pairs of her shoes – that she’d find Jaws Jr. a new home if they don’t start living up to their doggone responsibilities!

The girls barely had time to boo-hoo when…great news, America!...OPRAH RUSHED TO THE RESCUE!

After hearing about Bo’s bodacious behavior, dog lover and family friend Oprah spent hours on the phone counseling Michelle on the patience required to raise a puppy, then shared tips and tales of her own canine woes – like how her newest pup chewed coffee table legs and destroyed her fave pair of Prada kicks.

Auntie Oprah then spoke to the First Girls, telling them to keep all promises to Mom – and keep their eyes on Bo!

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