MILEY CYRUS sucking on a bong and cackling madly conjured up images of “The Exorcist” and instantly galvanized BILLY RAY CYRUS and estranged wife TISH – who summoned Star Child to a face-to-face meeting aimed at saving her before she takes one more step down Hell’s path and spirals out of control, a la LINDSAY LOHAN!
A close friend of the family reports: “Even though Miley is of legal age and able to make her own decisions in most matters, she still remains very close to her parents. She’s headstrong and likes to make her own decisions, but she truly loves her Mom and Dad. She knew right away that this video of her partying with ‘pals’ and puffing on a bong would send them over the edge. After listening to their terrible fears that she’s heading down the wrong path and losing control, Miley made this solemn vow to her parents: She will straighten up and start acting like the role model to young fans that she should be!”
(Wake up and smell the sulphur, girl!)
