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HOW TO PLAY...
Three of the gossip items in the Mike Walker Game are TRUE. See
how celebrity savvy you are by figuring out which item is definitely FALSE. |
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| When it comes to beating back the pudginess that’s plagued her since “ET” days, DREW BARRYMORE’s discovered the sweet smell of success – she literally sniffs herself skinny! Hollywood’s hottest new diet aids are products called Slim-Scents and Sensa, guaranteed to stave off hunger pains by stimulating the olfactory glands – so instead of snacking between meals, Drew sniffs tiny tubes packed with peppermint or vanilla oil, releasing appetite-suppressing hormones. Don’t snort, Folks – the hot new diet technique passed its sniff test when Drew flaunted that slinky new bod in her roller derby flick “Whip It.” |
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| Is JESSICA BIEL the sexiest woman alive? Heads rolled on the Vancouver set of “The A-Team” when outraged co-star BRADLEY COOPER, who’d been blown off by stunt coordinators after requesting after-hours help to sharpen his gun-shooting skills, discovered that ALL the stunt guys were happily lending their itchy trigger fingers to gorgeous Jessica to improve her aim. Usually mild-mannered Bradley complained bitterly to the film’s director about the blatant sexist favoritism, bellowing: “What the hell is going on here?” Insiders say that when producers confronted the stunt dudes, they claimed it had all been a misunderstanding, and, er…they duh-duh-didn’t quite understand what Bradley had wanted. Producers axed one assistant director over the “misunderstanding,” and stunt dudes were suddenly bending over backward for Brad, offering to work with him days, nights, weekends, whenever – just like Jessica. |
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| Here’s yet another reason why “American Idol” execs are worried they’ve made the wrong choice in replacing dizzy ditz PAULA ABDUL with cocky cookie ELLEN DEGENERES, even before she’s stepped foot on the set: Insiders say the feisty comedienne has just informed them she will NOT be joining SIMON COWELL, RANDY JACKSON, KARA DIOGUARDI and RYAN SEACREST for the traditional post-show publicity meet-and-greet with the press. Producers had arranged a training session to educate Ellen on the show’s history so she’d be better prepared to answer questions from the media with her co-stars after the show on Wednesday nights – but she responded that it just wasn’t necessary because she WON’T be staying to speak with anyone. “After the show, I’ll have just enough time to go home, eat dinner and go to bed,” snipped the star, whose main focus is her own daily TV talk-fest (and sexy new wife PORTIA DE ROSSI). Nervous yet, “Idol” fans? |
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| NOTE TO JENNIFER ANISTON: Reach for a hankie now, babe, because you definitely won’t be crying at ex-love VINCE VAUGHN’s wedding! The freaked-out funnyman’s dreading to tell you the awful news, but bride-to-be KYLA WEBER just flat-out ordered him to cancel the wedding invitation he sent you, sources report! In a classic case of how stupidly clueless guys can be about female stuff, Vince thought it’d be really cool for you to witness his happiest day because you’ve remained good friends – and you’d even called to congratulate him on his betrothal to Kyla, a Canadian real estate agent. But when Bridezilla heard the bombshell news that you’d made the groom’s wedding list, she went ballistic, bursting into tears and wailing: “This is supposed to be MY day! I’m the bride, but if she comes, everyone will be looking at her – not me!” Vince told pals he tried desperately to calm Kyla down, but she’s adamant, and ordered him: Tell your little “Friend” she’s definitely NOT welcome at our wedding! |
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