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HOW TO PLAY...
Three of the gossip items in the Mike Walker Game are TRUE. See
how celebrity savvy you are by figuring out which item is definitely FALSE. |
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| Execs at Las Vegas Planet Hollywood turned red after learning PAMELA ANDERSON had girly-punk’d them – secretly painting her hotel suite shocking PINK! Insiders confide that the busty diva, who resided at the luxury inn for months while appearing with Dutch illusionist HANS KLOK in “The Beauty of Magic,” just could NOT live with her ho-hum walls, so she quietly hired a contractor for the pizazz-y pink re-paint – tipping him and hotel staff to keep lips zipped. Management, who didn’t discover the transformation until Pamela split, immediately de-pinked the too-sweet suite – but decided they wouldn’t charge the star for the re-do. |
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| On his “Rowdy Frynds” tour, HANK WILLIAMS JR. LOVES meetin’ and greetin’ fans backstage before every show…well, actually, only TEN fans – and ONLY if they fork over a fat 500 buck$$ in advance! This cheesy, slick-as-a-deer-lick hustle puts an extra $5,000 per show in Ol’ Hank Jr.’s jeans – but even so, his fan Web site lists strict rules: Don’t show up late, or “you will lose your meet & greet privileges and your money will NOT be refunded”…also, believe it or not, “Hank Williams Jr. will NOT be signing autographs”…and “we will NOT be sending printed copies of the photos” taken to y’all! Just one more thang, mega-fans: On top of layin’ out that 500 buck$$, you absolutely “MUST purchase a ticket to the show!”…Y’ALL READY TO PAARRRTY??? |
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| Here’s a yell from My Boston Scream Spy: Buff Bod MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY, in Beantown filming “The Ghosts of Girlfriends Past,” was out on his morning jog when nature suddenly called so urgently he stopped and asked a woman sweeping her porch if he could please use her john…please? Eyeing the hunk as she fought off a fainting spell, the lady gasped: “Are you…Matthew McConaughey?” Dropping her broom, she dragged the hunk inside, pointing him down the hall at the bathroom. When much-relieved Matthew emerged moments later, Starstruck Samaritan pounced with pen and pad, pleading for his autograph. He cheerily signed, hugged her goodbye and jogged off into the sunrise – but here’s what he won’t know ‘til he reads this: His signature, ensconced in a fancy frame, now hangs proudly on that woman’s bathroom wall over a printed plaque, which reads: “Matthew McConaughey Memorial Potty!” (Yep…she’s that potty about the guy!) |
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| KATIE HOLMES is thrilled now that she and TOM CRUISE are back in the 22,000 square-foot Beverly Hills home they just had refurbished top to bottom – especially because she’s missed getting herself spray-tanned top-to-bottom. After they married, CruiseControl stopped Katie from visiting the Melrose Ave. spray-tanning spa she’d frequented as a young actress – insisting no one except him could ever see her totally naked again. Instead, My Favorite Alien had a computerized tanning shower installed in the new digs, so now Wifey can strip and spritz every nook and cranny in the comfort of her own home. |
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