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HOW TO PLAY...
Three of the gossip items in the Mike Walker Game are TRUE. See
how celebrity savvy you are by figuring out which item is definitely FALSE. |
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| DREW BARRYMORE dropped by LA’s Monastery of the Angels church to buy pumpkin bread and chocolates hand-made by the nuns — and a younger guy hit on her. “Wanna go out sometime?” leered the 20-ish Lothario. But Drew, who’d seen him with another woman moments earlier, pointed her out and asked, “Is that your wife . . . or girlfriend?” The guy denied it, pressed for the star’s phone number — then turned red when the other woman approached and confronted him with, “What the hell are you doing?” Before he could reply, Drew asked the woman, “Is this your husband?” When the woman nodded, Drew told her: “Then he’s a real scumbag because he just tried to pick me up!” OW! Enraged wifey pasted her playboy with a pumpkin loaf, then dragged him out by the ear as he snarled “thanks a lot” at Drew. “My pleasure,” she replied. |
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| BITE THIS, VAMPIRE LOVERS! A secret Hollywood plot’s afoot to forge a brand-new “Twilight” movie sequel starring music’s most magical starburst, sizzling singer TAYLOR SWIFT – who’s sold more albums than ANY artist in 2009 – and her real-life loverboy hunk TAYLOR LAUTNER, who already plays a werewolf on the mega-successful vampire saga. Here’s the kicker: Sexy Swift, 19, will play a character called “Nessie” -- the half-human/half-vampire spawn of ROBERT PATTINSON and KRISTEN STEWART! (Picture THAT, Fang Fans!) WARNING: Before you start phoning Fandango for tickets, be aware that hush-hush wheeling-dealing’s still ongoing – mainly because author STEPHENIE MEYER’s playing hardball with her book publishers, saying she might NEVER write another “Twilight” megahit (gasp!). But, hey, these Hollywood slicky-boy moguls never take “no” for an answer, folks. They’re telling Stephenie: “Book, schmook ! We’ll pay you gazillion$$ just to write us a brief plot outline! Or, write the whole damn screenplay, babe! Whatever...We love ya!” Producers are “absolutely convinced Taylor will kill in the role,” said a source. “She has unbelievable presence, and they think she and Taylor Lautner project great chemistry together.” (Do NOT ask me how baby “Nessie” grows up so fast. What is this…Vampire 101?!) |
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| Say what you will about ANGELINA JOLIE and BRAD PITT – the stars are stellar parents! Shopping en famille at a grocery near their home in France with daughters SHILOH and ZAHARA, all hell broke loose when Shiloh tippy-toed to claw an apple from the bottom row of a stacked pile and…CRASH!...boing…boing…boing…fruit cascaded and went bouncing down the aisles. Shocked, the 3-year-old cutie stood horrified, but Mama Angie and Papa Brad never lashed out – and quickly turned it all into a game, challenging her and Zahara to beat *Mere et Pere* at picking up the most apples. Ooo-la-la’ing shoppers, chuckling at the sight of superstars scrambling on hands and knees, applauded as Brangelina & Company scooped up every last apple – then ordered a dozen to go. Angie’s only comment to Shiloh: “It’s always better to ask, rather than just helping yourself.” Oui, Jolie Maman! |
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| Just before filming wrapped on ZAC EFRON’s new flick, “The Death and Life of Charlie St. Cloud,” galpal VANESSA HUDGENS jetted to the Vancouver location, and the lovebirds ended up lip-and-hip-locked on a bench in Stanley Park until a giggling gaggle of eight teen girls leaped from the bushes, screaming “ZAC!” The punk-ettes nearly pushed Vanessa off the bench as Zac, all smiles to her sulks, scribbled autographs, then shooed away the howling horde – but not before one creep-ette snatched his scarf and fled. Zac just shrugged as Vanessa shrieked: “Aren’t you going to go after her and get it back?” Yawned Zac: “I’m not going to run after them for a scarf…it’s not worth it!” Oooops!...WRONG ANSWER, ZAC! Screamed furious Vanessa: “Not WORTH it? That’s the scarf I gave you for your birthday… REMEMBER!?” And off she stormed as he stuttered mega-mea culpas. |
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