Talk about…er, cutting-edge party decorations: CHRISTINA AGUILERA and hubby JORDAN BRATMAN threw a bash honoring son Max’s bris – the Jewish circumcision rite – and hilariously adorned their BevHills pad with penis-shaped balloons! Mazel tov, folks! (And here’s an ancient joke: Q…If a doctor carries a black bag, and a plumber carries a tool box, what does a mohel carry? A…A Bris-kit!)

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