Britney Spears’ ex-hubby/ex-badboy KEVIN FEDERLINE – or, as I like to call him, Father of the Year! – pushed his cart into the checkout line at a Malibu market, and was accosted by a woman who recognized him, peered down at his stack of groceries and snarked: “Are you really intending to feed your little boys all that junk food?” Without waiting for a reply, the busybody gestured at Kevin’s cart – stacked high with Doritos, Tostitos, soft drinks, ice cream, tater tots, frozen waffles, sugary cereals, frozen dinners, Wonder Bread and candy bars – and ranted: “There isn’t a single vegetable or fruit in your cart.” Kevin, looking highly amused, refused to play her game. Grinning, he never once opened his mouth, but when he’d paid for his items, he turned to the woman and said cordially: “Have a really nice evening.”

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