DANG, Y’ALL! No-smoking laws for BevHills eateries are so strict it’s verboten to light up even at sidewalk patio tables, but that didn’t stop trailer trash-y BRITNEY SPEARS from making a stink and infuriating diners at the posh Four Seasons Hotel when she arrogantly puffed away in the restaurant, ignoring outraged glares. Responding to complaints, a manager ordered Spears to douse her smelly butt immediately. Whined Swamp Thang: “Other places let me smoke, and I come here all the time – so why can’t I smoke if I want to?” Snapped the manager: “Because it’s against the law!” Brit looked mad enough to strangle a ’gator, y’all, butt she snuffed it and stormed upstairs to her Presidential Suite.
NO SMOKING APPLIES TO EVERYONE!
