Stand up and cheer just one more time for…(brace yourselves, folks!)…PARIS HILTON! Look, I tell you when she’s been naughty, so it’s fair to report that she’s been nice – finally making good on her post-slammer promise to help others! She’s shown up at charity fundraisers – including one for kids with spinal cord injuries, where she bid $17,500 for a surfi ng lesson with pro wave-rider JESSE BILLAUER and ADAM “Gnarly” SANDLER – and visited cancer-stricken youngsters at LA’s Childrens Hospital. Now she’s begging for more projects, messaging: “Got a Worthy Cause? Call the Hilton-That’s-So-Hotline!”
But don’t despair, gossip fans, our girl still walks on the wild side, so….we’ll always have Paris! Despite demurely swearing to “Uncle” LARRY KING that she never gets high, spywitnesses report she’s cheerily chugging vodka and tequila shots in LA clubs – banquette-dancing and fl ashing knickers like our Debu-Ditz of yore. NOTE TO PARIS: Keep up the good work, kiddo! Remember, life’s about balance, so once you’ve done your good deed for the day, it ain’t no crime to do party time! I’ll report it all, of course…the good, the bad and your snugglie-wugglies.
