YOU BETTER GET USED TO THE SMELL
ADAM SANDLER never pooh-poohs a vulgar gag – and if you don’t believe that, check out his #1 comedy “I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry” – but FunnyFella just topped himself with a crank-yankin’ prank that really stank-ed co-star KEVIN JAMES! Kevin and wife STEFFIANA, ecstatic over the birth of their new daughter, didn’t notice when Adam, who’d dropped by to say congrats, slipped his baby gift – a large leather diaper bag sporting the logo of Kevin’s beloved New York Mets – in the back of their SUV.
Hours later, Kevin hopped into the vehicle, which had been parked in the driveway – and instantly leaped out cursing and howling: “Aaaarrgghh!” Turns out Aggravating Adam – who’s got his own adorable 14-month-old baby girl – had packed the pricey bag with a load of dirty diapers (DON’T ask where he got them!). Then he tied his smelly surprise with a big pink bow and planted it in the closed SUV – where it slowly baked in the hot California sun, creating the pungent cloud of potty stink that gagged Kevin when he hopped in. After letting his SUV air out, Kevin discovered Adam’s odiferous “gift” – which had a touching note attached: “Congrats, buddy…You better get used to this smell!...Your pal, Adam.”
Published on: 08/03/2007
