MAMA MADONNA WANTS TO SAVE THE WORLD

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Don’t pooh-pooh cloth diapers, a stern MADONNA told a group of stunned moms watching her change adopted son David in a BevHills park. When one lady noticed the star was using cloth diapers, not disposables, she marveled: “I didn’t even know they made those anymore!”

Madonna, visibly upset, whirled and proceeded to deliver a lecture about how the planet’s in danger from pollution, disposable diapers foul the environment…blah, blah, blah. The star’s passionate peroration on planetary management lasted nearly 30 minutes, finally ending when the beat-up moms pledged to ditch the disposables and convert to cloth. “Good,” said Madonna – and off she marched to save civilization.