WHAM! BAM!...THANK YOU, PARIS! After a slam-bang shopping cart attack, PARIS HILTON was asked to leave a BevHills market. The bizarre cart-fight began when Haughty Hilton ordered a female shopper to stop blocking the aisle with her cart. The much-older woman apparently didn't hear her - and didn't budge - so...Ker-SMAASH!... Paris rammed her cart into her opponent's and shrieked, "That's what you get for being rude and blocking the aisle!" Stunned, the addled dame yelled, "You're the one who's rude, slamming me with your cart!" The manager came running, recognized the elderly slam-ee as a regular, and firmly told Paris to shop elsewhere if she couldn't act polite and respectful. Paris abandoned battle-cart and groceries - and stormed out.

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