Don't ever tell ELLEN DEGENERES to butt out! When Ellen chided pal CHARLIE "The Chimney" SHEEN to kick his heavy tobacco jones, Charlie blew smoke in her face, so to speak – poking fun at her own smoking habit. But Ellen revealed she's been smoke-less for weeks since undergoing hypnosis, and urged him to visit her hypnotist. Charlie rolled his eyes, but a week later he received complimentary certificates for several hypnotherapy sessions – along with a note from Ellen that read, "You should do this for your kids." Here's the surprise: Mr. Macho says he'll try the trance route. Stay tuned.

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