SMOKING BRITNEY

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Boogie-ing in the wee hours at hotspot Area, BRITNEY SPEARS accidentally lit the filter end of her cigarette – which flamed as she inhaled it. BFF PARIS HILTON, acting all shocked, gasped and told Pop Tart, “Ohmigod! Don’t you know that lighting a cigarette the wrong way and inhaling stops the blood flow to your private parts… and doing it more than once means you may never experience orgasm again!” Horrified, Britney wailed, “Oh, no!” For about 10 minutes, she kept asking everyone if they’d ever heard that – and what should she DO? Giggly Paris finally admitted she’d just been kidding… Helloooo!…“but I had you going, didn’t I?” Punk’d Brit gave Paris a fast slap on the arm, and the playful pals started girlie-wrestling.