In a scene that was sorta “40-Year-Old Virgin” meets “Fur,” NICK LACHEY’s sexy squeeze VANESSA MINNILLO – itching to control his chest hair, which sprouts like scratchy sawgrass, according to pals – dragged “Gorilla Guy” off to a BevHills spa to get his man-thatch wax-snatched! But after just two wax strips were ripped from his manly man-boobs, Nick emitted a nearly-girly shriek and yelled, “NO MORE!” With half his chest bare as a baby’s bottom – and the other half sorta bear-y – Nick hopped off the table and split for the changing room, ignoring Vanessa’s please to lie down and get waxed like a man!

• SCHIZO WORLD OF ROBIN WILLIAMS
• REAR_ENDED
• MEGAN & SHIA'S KOREA NIGHTMARE
• MICKEY NEEDS HIS MEDS -- NOW!
• BOBBY BROWN: BIG TIPPER
• MILEY STILL A "VIRGIN" FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME
• DAVE TPs CONAN
• DELETE AND RUN
• MILEY EYED BY HELICOPTER DAD

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