DAVE DISSES TERI

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HELL HATH NO FURY DEPT.: Don’t look for TERI HATCHER to guest on DAVID LETTERMAN’s show anytime soon – the “Desperate Housewives” star’s furious at the Gap-Toothed Geek for breaking the dreadful taboo all men are warned about from infancy: Never, ever speak of a woman’s age! Hollywood’s latest star feud launched when Letterman – discussing news about the discovery of an ancient, but well-preserved cupcake – cracked: “I thought the world’s oldest cupcake was Teri Hatcher!” The audience roared, but when Teri heard about the comment, she exploded – and her “Desperate” publicists whispered to Dave’s talent bookers that if she doesn’t get an on-air apology, she’ll never appear on his “Late Show” again. Insiders say Letterman blew off Teri’s offended reaction, and her apology demand – saying the joke was harmless and he won’t address the issue on-air. Stay tuned.