Don't know why Desperate Housewives star EVA LONGORIA got SO desperate when a ziplock wouldn't zip — but the fiery senorita went mucho loco! "I got a bag of ziplocks, used one for something — and the zipper broke," she explained to my source. "Then two days later, I used another one — and the zipper broke again! So I was, like, 'I got a faulty box of ziplocks!' I was SO upset. I phoned the number on the box... and my assistant was, like, 'Oh, just go buy another box!' But I was, like, 'NO! This is really upsetting. People put trust in this.' I demanded a free box — and they sent me a bag of FIVE!" Viva Eva!

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