Following my exclusive that KATIE HOLMES wants TOM CRUISE to build a miniature amusement park for Baby on their BevHills estate, the planets of My Favorite Alien and Wacko Jacko suddenly and mysteriously orbited into alignment — and now Tom's advising Church of Scientology leaders to snap up MICHAEL JACKSON's embattled Neverland! Tom thinks the fabled estate would make an ideal Scientology retreat, and urged the church to strike a quick deal while it's shut down for non-payment of employee insurance and wages. (Note to Tom: Call a mechanic before riding the Ferris wheel.)

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