ZAC'S TATTOO DILEMMA

“BUT, MOM…!” Thinking he’d make his mother proud, “High School Musical” heartthrob ZAC EFRON informed her he was on the verge of inking a “MOM” tattoo on his bicep.

But Momma’s Boy got an oh-boy surprise when she pitched a fit and absolutely forbade him to do it, insisting that dermatologic defacing disgusts her.

“Wow – good thing I told her first,” Zac sighed to pals. “I could have spent months getting it removed!”