You’ve Heard Dave Letterman Is Sleazy – But Cheap and Cheesy?

Dave Letterman

DAVID LETTERMAN, the famously icy backstage stud boss forced to admit he’d often had “sex with women who work with me on this show,” pulled a shocking El Cheapo insult that stunned staffers – asking them to cough up $50 apiece, PLUS pay ca$h for drinks at the show’s buh-bye party – triggering a nasty slam-back from one-time lover/multiple Emmy-winning head writer MERRILL MARKOE, who roundly reamed Dave as “CHEAP ASS!”

Said My Late Night Spy: “Merrill was so steamed that after not speaking to Dave for over ten years, she phoned and really ripped him for treating her and his staff SO shabbily, sending a form letter saying there’d be a $50 cover charge for the party and a CASH ONLY BAR!

After listening to Merrill harangue him for ten minutes – branding him ‘Diamond Dave’ – Cheap Ass immediately sent out a new invitation, rescinding the cover charge for staffers … plus making it an open bar!”

AND NOW … (drum roll) … TOP 10 REASONS WHY DAVE’S A DUMBASS! (Tweet me @IMwalkergossip – I’ll run best entry and award a prize!)