"YO, HO, HO AND A BOTTLE OF . . ."

Give Johnny Depp whatever he wants after a hard day of wearing pirate togs and screaming, "Shiver me TIMBERS!" at tourists on Disneyland's "Pirates of the Caribbean" ride -- who have NO idea the scruffy sea dog is a real live movie star! Johnny's prepping for Disney's upcoming "Pirates" movie by yo-ho-ho-ing at people and waving swords and guns -- and says he's having a ball!