WOODY LOSES IT!

Responding to insane shrieking and cursing, guests and staff at a posh Maui resort went rushing down to a rolling lawn near its exclusive beachside villas and gasped at the sight of an enraged WOODY HARRELSON – practically foaming at the mouth and brandishing a croquet mallet – ranting and raving at stars OWEN and LUKE WILSON, who were literally shaking…with laughter!

Turns out hair-trigger Woody – who lives on the island and had dropped by to play croquet with the vacationing brothers – totally lost it when he lost the match! Woody fi nally calmed down – then went wacko all over again when starstruck hotel guests started asking for autographs. After Woody complained to the hotel about the lack of “privacy,” one staffer sniffed: “Woody’s not even a guest here – and I didn’t hear the Wilson brothers griping!”