NOTE TO JUSTIN THEROUX: Dude, are you trying to torpedo your marriage dream?
What sane man would DARE ask his live-in lovely, “Honey, can I convert your enormous, custom-made clothes closet into … a GARAGE FOR MY CARS?!”
You actually asked JENNIFER ANISTON THAT, Justin?
Did you forget how Jen labored mightily to renovate her $20 million-plus Bel-Air mansion, shrinking garage space to create her cray-cray closet, but now The Fiancé – that’s you, boo-hoo! – ain’t HAPPY!?
Said an insider: “Justin loves cars and wants a garage that’s much larger. He just doesn’t understand why Jen refuses to reverse her renovations, so now he’s suggesting she should build UP – just add a huge second-story closet so he can build his bigger garage. But … SURPRISE! … Jen’s saying NO! She’s tired of living with construction, and likes things the way they are!”
So … maybe now she’ll keep ALL THINGS the way they are, Bachelor Boy!
Capeesh? … And how was YOUR week?