WHY DOES GARY OLDMAN WANT TO DATE JOHNNY DEPP?

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 Whatever JOHNNY DEPP’s 22-years-younger hottie AMBER HEARD wants, Amber gets!

Filming her new flick “Paranoia” in LA’s hot, dusty, downtown industrial area, Young Stuff whined to Big Daddy Depp that her dressing trailer was too damn small – and hotter than hell because its air conditioner was on life support!

Quicker than Tonto on a Lone Ranger rescue, Depp snapped his fingers in some exec’s face – and when Amber hit the set next morning, she was thrilled to find her teeny trailer replaced by a state-of-the-art caravan the size of a locomotive!

Drawled Amber’s co-star, GARY OLDMAN: “How do I start dating Johnny Depp?”