WHOOPS

Polishing his shiny new Father of the Year image, non-athlete KEVIN FEDERLINE – who thinks “taking a few laps” means hanging at a strip joint – teed off at LA’s tony Balboa golf club with three pals who were teaching him the game when…POW!...“OWW!”…halfway around the course he blasted a hard drive and hit an old geezer playing up ahead on his back!

The furious oldster came charging at Kevin’s foursome, yelling: “Which one of you jackasses hit me?” Kevin ’fessed, and his victim snapped: “Haven’t you ever heard of yelling ‘fore?’” Noting K-Fed’s blank look, he explained impatiently: “That’s a courtesy to let people know a ball’s heading their way.” Apologetic Kevin finally calmed Captain Crotchety down – and actually had him smiling later at the clubhouse bar when he sent over a box of expensive golf balls.