WHOOPI: DON'T SHOW MY BUTT

NO BUTTS ABOUT IT:

Whoopi Goldberg agreed to guest on good pal Drew Carey's "Whose Line Is It, Anyway?" -- but on one condition: NO derriere shots! Whoopi's hauling a few extra pounds on her caboose and told Drew, "Nobody wants to see that view, so you can shoot me in any direction -- as long as my butt isn't in it!"