Melanie Griffith nearly coughed up a hairball when she read this catty quote by “Sex and the City” vamp Kim Cattrall in People mag: “I don’t think the answer is plastic surgery. I see women my age, like Melanie Griffith, who have had surgery — but I don’t want to look at myself and see Joker from ‘Batman’ staring back!” Furious Melanie took Kim’s zinger as a direct insult that implies she’s had so many nips-and-clips she looks grotesque — and angrily ordered her reps: GET ME THAT _____’S PHONE NUMBER! So far, Melanie’s handlers are dragging their feet — hoping she’ll cool down before igniting a nasty feud! Insiders say an even scarier scenario’s possible — hot-tempered Melanie might storm the “Sex” set for a REAL claw-baring cat-trall-fight!
WHEN STARS ATTACK
