Residents of a small village in Romania have been banned from drinking in public — thanks to Nicole Kidman! Reports from far-off Potigrafu, where she’s filming “Cold Mountain,” reveal the mayor’s laid down the law to townspeople who guzzle booze while lounging around a World War II monument in the village square! Thundered Hizzoner, “It is not only a sacrilege for our war heros, but what will Nicole Kidman think of us if she sees people drinking alcohol next to a monument like this?”
WHAT WILL NICOLE THINK?
