WEIRD? YOU WANT WEIRD?

My spies found movie tough guy Gary Busey preening in front of a mirror in the women's department of an LA Nordstrom's -- with a huge black bra over his T-shirt! When asked what he was doing, Gary explained he was prepping for a new Comedy Central gig where he'll dress as a transvestite. Then the actor put on a long black skirt, a purple shirt and a jacket -- right OVER his clothes -- and told a salesclerk: "Yep, I'll take it!"

Even WEIRDER! While in London filming "Neverland" -- about the life of "Peter Pan" author J.M. Barrie -- Johnny Depp had studio brass hire him a personal DJ! The guy sat in a customized truck and spun tunes, which Depp picked up in a hidden earpiece -- even while he was lensing!