We See London, We See France: So Pin Up Charlize Theron’s Underpants!

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AI, CARAMBA!

As I pen this panting piece about CHARLIZE THERON'S snug jeans suddenly snapping WIDE OPEN and popping out her panties, my blood pressure’s spiking – so let me zip this up QUICK! (My item, that is!)

While dining in LA at a Mexican eatery with her mom and two galpals, somebody cracked a joke that made the sexy blonde burst into laughter – causing the zipper on her mega-tight jeans to bust mega-wide open, unleashing her undies to public view!

CALIENTE!

Giggled my Ai-Yai-Yai SpyWitness: “Luckily, as panic-stricken Charlize fretted, a quick-thinking server served up a quick-fix solution – several large metal safety pins! Mom and pals quickly descended on Charlize’s fly, fastening it shut with the pins, which worked so well she was able to exit the eatery without major embarrassment – even commenting that her pinned-up look looked kinda ‘punky cool!’”