WAKE UP GIRLS

URGENT MEMO TO RUMER, SCOUT AND TALLULAH: Sources tell me you girls are rolling your eyes because dad BRUCE WILLIS sometimes acts too protective of you – his prized stable of teen daughters. Rumer, you’re the oldest at 18, and just joining the Young Hollywood scene, so you were embarrassed when Pappa Bruce – who brags he’s got eyes and ears all over town – reportedly sent a limo to fetch you from a club because you were hanging with so-called “undesirables.

” When you got the Daddy Knows Best speech, says a friend, you appealed to Other Daddy ASHTON KUTCHER. He tried talking to Bruce, but was told: “Ashton, I love ya…but butt out!” Now comes bad news: You were allegedly one of four people present when police in Maryland, where you’re filming, busted a man for pot possession. You weren’t arrested, but that’s the kind of bad scene your dad fears. It’s a wakeup call, Rumer. Heed it! Speaking as a father who’s been through it, I know that Bruce is setting strict ground rules for you now so that Scout, 16, and Tallulah, 13, won’t even think about hanging with Hollywood trash! Your dad’s street-wise. That’s what he wants you to be!...

One more thing: A friend described your dad as a guy who “seems cool, but seems like he can be really mean, too!” Bruce reportedly enjoyed hearing that, because it’s the message he wants potential boyfriends to hear. He’s a tough guy – but when you’re raising your own someday, you’ll get it. And you’ll think back on another trio of girls…PARIS, LINDSAY and BRITNEY! ��