WAITER TO R-PATTZ FAN: YOU’RE A PAIN IN THE GLASS!

NationalEnquirer.com
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 Desperately incognito while lunching in the Chateau Marmont garden, “Twilight” star ROBERT PATTINSON sat facing a hedge with a black baseball cap pulled over his forehead – but an eagle-eyed mid-20-ish babe spotted him, rushed to his table and begged prettily for an autograph.

“Rob was polite, but made it clear he didn’t want to be bothered and went back to his lunch,” said My SpyWitness.

“When he left 45 minutes later, the female fan made a beeline for his table, snatched up the water glass he’d used – and stuffed it in her bag.”

Back at her table, she told a female pal: “Oh, my God, I’m going to keep this forever!”

But a waiter who’d spotted Starstruck Felon ordered her to surrender the glass. “She begged to keep it – even offering to pay,” said my source.

“The waiter, finally taking pity on the cutie, told her she could keep her damn vampire trophy!”