UMA: CUTE GUY -- BUT HE'S NOT MY HUSBAND

If this doesn't rock your world, call the ER! Uma Thurman sashayed into Barneys in LA and told a clerk, "I'm expecting my husband shortly . . . can you send him over to jewelry?" Ten minutes later, Matt Dillon strolls in and the clerk says, "Hello, sir, please follow me." She waltzes Matt to jewelry and announces, "Ms. Thurman, your husband is here." Old pals Matt and Uma hug and kiss, then Uma says to the clerk, "He's cute -- but he ain't mine!" Moments later, hubby-in-question Ethan Hawke arrived -- and a big ol' belly laugh was had by all!