HEY, LOOK! IT’S PARIS WHAT’S-HER-NAME…’MEMBA HER? PARIS HILTON, running at the back of the pack in today’s Boldface Sweepstakes, spotted two “Twilight” producers lunching at West Hollywood eatery Mauro’s, so she darted over and hovered like a hummingbird, hyping: “Hi, I’m Paris Hilton, and I’d love to audition for one of the leads in your next sequel!”
Interrupted mid-nosh, the execs were polite, then visibly annoyed as Paris ignored their “We’ll get back to you” brush-off, chirping she’d bring “lots of publicity” to the already world-famous franchise because “everyone knows who I am.”
(Honey, when ya gotta remind everyone that everyone knows ya, nobody wants to know ya.)
One producer finally snapped: “Thanks, but we have more than enough publicity as it is!” BUH-BYE, Florence…er, Paris.
