"TWILIGHT" BEEFCAKE CAN'T WAIT FOR CHEESECAKE

Instead of the usual “don’t-you- know-who-I-am” crapola, “Twilight” vampire KELLAN LUTZ waited patiently when told there’d be a 30-minute wait for a table at The Cheesecake Factory in LA’s The Grove.

But desperate times call for desperate measures; after chilling 45 minutes, Hungry Hunk showed his fangs and demanded a table.

Tipped by a hostess that a hot star was cooling his heels, the joint’s manager quickly cleared a table, swiftly seated Kellan & Party – and even sprang for Kellan’s lunch.

Tummy full, Kellan looked happier than Dracula at a blood bank – and left a $75 tip.