TRUMP GETS TESTY

Must-see TV for reality fans is Fox's Reality Remix TV (catch it on realityremix.tv), which wittily showed DONALD TRUMP as a guy who makes the rules fit the circumstances after NBC announced they might not renew "The Apprentice" - and the feisty mogul promptly sulked that he was quitting!

In an "Apprentice" scene Reality Remix dredged up from a January episode, MICHELLE SORRO, sensing she's about to be fired, tells The Donald: "You can't fire me - I quit!" TRUMP: "So you're quitting?" MICHELLE: "I would like to resign from the process." TRUMP: "Doesn't that make you a quitter?...DOESN'T THAT MAKE YOU A LOSER!"