FIFTY SHADES OF GREEN DEPT.: Ladies, imagine for a moment that you are got-it-all-going-on RILEY KEOUGH: a gorgeous model/actress…ELVIS PRESLEY’s granddaughter… and engaged to sexy/hunky British “Magic Mike” star ALEX PETTYFER!
Then…KA-BOOM!… the bomb drops!
You suddenly learn your groom-to-be’s signed to slide between the sheets with reviled vamp tramp KRISTEN STEWART, hated worldwide for cheating on her Brit lover, “Twilight” stud ROB PATTINSON!
Then it gets worse: You learn Kristen actually handpicked your man to play her love interest in “Cali,” the new flick she’s starring in and producing.
“Riley was beyond stunned,” reports an insider. “After Rob dumped Kristen, she thought Kristen might be angling to replace one handsome young Englishman with another! Riley was crazy jealous – but played it cool, telling Alex she trusted him.”
Then…SHRIIIEEK!…a new bombshell: A sexy blonde model suddenly exploded all over Riley’s romance – triggering a shocking cheating scandal!
(Okay, ladies, back to your normal lives…)