TINSELTOWN = BOOBTOWN

BOOB- TOWN!

Predictions are that British actress Kate Beckinsale will break our hearts in the spectacular “Pearl Harbor” — and I dig her take on TinselTown! Says Kate: “When I went out to LA the first time . . . I was afraid! I was convinced that they forced you to have breast- enlargement surgery at the airport!” (It’s OPTIONAL, dahling . . . not mandatory!)