THAT'S NO HOMELESS GUY -- THAT'S NICK NOLTE!

EAT UP, YA BUM!

At mouth-watering Mary's Kitchen, Malibu's gourmet grocery, a young local guy who works there saw a disheveled man in ratty pajamas and a shabby robe shuffle in -- and immediately started fixing the homeless fella a plate of food. He was about to hand it over, when a co-worker whispered, "You dope! That's Nick Nolte!"