SPIDER-MAN SAVES THE DAY

WOW!! In a real-life superhero scene, two young girls ran screaming in terror from a filth-spewing wacko on a Hollywood street — and were dramatically rescued by none other than . . . SPIDER-MAN!! Well . . . actually, it was star Tobey Maguire, who nearly got knocked over when the girls ran past him, shrieking, “Please . . . HELP! . . . There’s a man chasing us!” Instantly, Spidey . . . er, Tobey, leaped into the path of a slobbering, bearded wacko, who kept panting obscenities at the fair young maidens! “BACK OFF!” roared Tobey, as the girls cowered behind him. El Creepo charged the brave star — spitting curses and threatening to kill him! But Tobey — quick-thinking as his movie alter ego — whipped out his cell phone and pretended he was calling the cops! (Wow, cool move!) Snarling and swearing, the cowardly rat suddenly turned tail and skittered off — and Tobey smiled modestly as the girls gushed the usual “my hero” stuff!