SPENCER SPOOKED BY NEW AGE BABY MAGIC

MEMO TO SPENCER PRATT: Run for “The Hills,” dude! You’ll never dash wife HEIDI MONTAG’s dream of becoming a young mom, even though you admit you’re “barely having sex because I’m scared that she’s gonna have a baby” – and here’s why: Little Momma’s started energizing her womb-mojo with New Age girly-magic that involves…CRYSTALS! Revealed a source close to Heidi: “It’s true…she’s using crystals. She holds them over meals and beverages. But what really got Spencer crazed was when he caught her floating crystals over the sheets in the bedroom. He was so freaked, he went out for a long, long jog!”