SPA PERV STEAMS MATT PERRY

“Friends” star MATTHEW PERRY wasn’t looking for a “friend” when he hit the steam baths at LA’s Century Sports Club – but that didn’t stop the fat old bald guy who suddenly stepped in the star’s path, dropped his towel and…er, let it all hang out!

Shocked, Matt rolled his eyes and strode past the perv. But moments later, Ol’ Wrinkly materialized out of the steam like a bad dream – staring, smirking…even WINKING at Matt! (All together, now, folks – Eeeewww!)

Ignoring him, Matt looked away, but the flabby codger suddenly strolled closer and…Aaarrgghhh!...dropped his freakin’ towel again!

Exploding, Matt screamed: “You’re a dirty old man…can’t you get it through your head I AM NOT INTERESTED!”

Escaping to the locker room, he quickly dressed and went raging to management – who immediately sent Sammy Sodomite packing!