SOPRANOS STAR AND THE FULL MOON

BADA-BING, BADA-MOON!

So James Gandolfini . . . ya know, Tony Soprano? He's in Tennessee State Prison . . . no, not doin' time! . . . he's makin' a movie! Anyway, there's this scene . . . hundreds of extras all lying on their backs in the prison yard, right? So Tony . . . I mean James . . . is in this window way up above, get the picture? So what's our favorite wiseguy do? He drops his pants -- bada-BING! -- and MOONS these bums! Hey, whatta they gonna do . . . hang 'im?