SHEEN FIELD OF DREAMS

Baseball fanatic CHARLIE SHEEN just can’t wait to start batting the horsehide, firing fastballs and running bases with 6-month-old twin sluggers Bob and Max, so he’s got realtors searching the Malibu mountains for a property big enough to build his own baseball field – a la JERRY SEINFELD, who plays ball on his own field of dreams in New York’s Hamptons.

And talk about hitting it out of the park – the “Two and a Half Men” star, who’s already put his Mulholland Estate mansion up for sale, told pals he intends to build spacious viewing stands AND a snack shack.